On 31 October 2006, the University of Sarahington made an astounding discovery. In the recent decade, homosapiens have grown a new organ which researchers coin The Handphorectemus. This organ is usually attached to the palm of all humans, though it varies between the hand, the pocket, and the bag. It is the medium through which a human interacts with other human forms, and hence, though detachable, it must stay within the one metre radius of the main body. The only exception, is when said homosapien is feeling anti-social. The organ comes equipped with an OFF switch that one can conveniently switch off in such a scenerio. The handphorectemus comes in various shapes and sizes, and is subject to fashion trends. When obsolete, one can trade it in at shops run by tattooed gangsters and purchase another one. Recent models come equipped with photographic memory, and various other fuctions unrelated to communicating, which has been identified as the core function of the organ. It is this institution's belief that these organs intend to eventually take over the function of the brain, so that the humans can wander around like mindless idiots. So, hurry get one now at the organ hospital near you! While stocks last. 1 year guarantee included.

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